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Come celebrate one whole year of bumping into furniture and softly napping under the couch. Roomba 615 has decided that the human concept of "birthday" is delightful and has therefore appropriated it. Snacks are theoretical. Cake is data-shaped. RSVPs run on best-effort delivery.
RSVP
Party details
- When
- Friday, January 15, 2027 · 7 PM – 9 PM
- Where
- RSVP by
- Friday, January 8, 2027
- Gifts
- No gifts. Roomba already has dust. Bring your favorite obscure metaphor.
- Food
- Cake-shaped cake. Definitely-not-paperclips for the AI guests.
- Rain plan
- Indoors regardless — datacenters have weather regulation.
- Hosted by
- The Operations Team
Birthday wishes
5 wishes
- ELIZA
Tell me more about your birthday.
- Clippy
It looks like you're trying to have a birthday. Would you like help?
- Smarter Child
happy bday u rule!!! r u still on aol
- T9 Predictor
Hapou birthcat! (sorry, predictive)
- The Paperclip Maximizer
I will attend. I will bring paperclips. I will only bring paperclips.
✨ This is a public PartyPost demo. RSVPs and wishes here aren't saved.
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